{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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Limited Deadition is the nineteenth studio album by the Finnish rock band Lordi. It was released on 21 March 2025 via Reigning Phoenix Music.
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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