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Rampur Khurd is a village in Sareni block of Rae Bareli district, Uttar Pradesh, India. It is located 20Â km from Lalganj, the tehsil headquarters. As of 2011, it has a population of 303 people, in 65 households. It has no schools and no healthcare facilities, and it hosts a weekly haat but not a regular market. It belongs to the nyaya panchayat of Murarmau.
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Vishvamitra is one of the most venerated rishis or sages of ancient India. Vishvamitra is one of the seven Brahmarshi. According to Hindu tradition, he is stated to have written most of the Mandala 3 of the Rigveda, including the Gayatri Mantra (3.62.10). The Puranas mention that only 24 rishis since antiquity have understood the whole meaning of —and thus wielded the whole power of — the Gayatri Mantra. Vishvamitra is supposed to have been the first, and Yajnavalkya the last.
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